Chairman How's Glorious Army
Significantly Lowering the Bar Since 2008.

Jan
22

If anyone sees the team that played in Syracuse Friday night hanging around, please return them to the War Memorial. They are sorely, sorely missed.

Two things:

1) If your power play unit costs you the game, perhaps a change needs to be made there. Your move, associate coach Yawney.

2) Attention all goons, enforcers, and pests in the AHL: Fifty bucks to any player who takes Bryan Rodney out. Come see me after the game for your reward. If it happens during an away game, compensation will be provided upon your team’s return to Syracuse. Fee negotiation might be a possibility, depending on severity of hit and length of time Rodney is absent from the ice.

Jan
21

What we saw last night:

  1. A crisp, clean, quick game: The Crunch moved with an urgency we haven’t seen in the year and a half Holick has been coaching them. They were fast to the puck, quick moving with it, accurate. They didn’t dick around in their zone for an hour and a half. This was good, as the few times that was allowed to happen, Norfolk scored.
  2. Players in the right place at the right time: You know those goals that happen just because a player crashed the net and was right where he needed to be when he needed to be there? We’ve seen that happen time and time again this year…against the Crunch. Last night, that changed, hopefully for good. Dan Sexton’s goal, his first in 26 games, was a thing of lucky timing, and if it wasn’t for Yawney’s emphasis on quick plays that crash the net, he never would have been in position to get the puck through that hole left by an out-of-position goaltender. Never.
  3. A coaching staff that talks to their team: One of the most marked changes we saw last night was a coaching staff–all three of them, even Stone Cold Statue Holick–talking to the team. The communication was constant. The expectations were clear, both what Yawney expects from the team and what he wants from his assistant and associate coaches.
  4. Consistent goaltending: Who knew we had a fantastic backup plan in Marco Cousineau? This man’s talents have been wasted in the ECHL. Absolutely wasted. He has won three out of the Crunch’s last four games. If I was the Ducks, I’d use JD as a trading tool to get something and leave a Tarkki/Cousineau tandem here. There is clearly no reason to leave him in Elmira, not any longer.
  5. Big defensemen: Smaby is HUGE. Holy crap. He’s tall, and he’s good. Newport wasn’t kidding when he Tweeted to me a few days ago that Smaby is our best d-man. He was fabulous last night. He and Fraser are exactly the size and experience our blue line has been missing.
  6. A team that stuck up for each other: When the not-used-to-losing Norfolk started to goon it up with the Crunch up 4-0, 5-0, and 6-0, the team went into protection mode. Fraser and Kennedy dished out hits that needed to happen. Kennedy got penalized for it a bit more than I’d like to see, but although there were no all-out fights, the players did what they needed to do to send messages.
  7. A game that was just fun to watch.
Jan
19

Woe to that nation whose literature is disturbed by the intervention of power. Because that is not just a violation against “freedom of print”, it is the closing down of the heart of the nation, a slashing to pieces of its memory. The nation ceases to be mindful of itself, it is deprived of its spiritual unity, and despite a supposedly common language, compatriots suddenly cease to understand one another.

– Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn, Nobel Lecture, 1970

This post is respectfully dedicated to Alexsandr Solzhenistyn, Bela Liptak, Alexander Dubcek, and Lech Walesa.

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Jan
12

I’ve talked about this on Twitter, but in case you missed it, here’s the link to CH’s on the Power Play Post Show, run by our good friend out of Bingo. Ever wonder where our name came from? What do we think is next? What do we remember about the glory days? Great interview, if I do say so myself. Good questions, fantastic host. Some other interviews in that same show: Bulldogs’ captain Alex Henry, Rochester Americans’ Derek Whitmore, Glens Falls Post Star beat-writer of the Adirondack Phantoms, Tim McManus, and much more! Give it a listen, tell your friends.

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