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Archive for February 2009

How Many Beers Does It Take To Get Through A Crunch Game…

February 27, 2009

A tough gut-it-out road win against Hamilton, a don’t-show-up-go-through-the-motions loss to Lake Erie. Which Crunch team will show up tonight, or for that matter, the weekend? The March 4th trade deadline approaching, Columbus still under the illusion they will make the playoffs. Will this Crunch team, already lacking chemistry, be further gutted? This is a [...]

If I Go Crazy Then Will You Still Call Me Superman?

February 26, 2009

One year + one week ago today, the Syracuse Crunch lost 0-5 to Lake Eerie. We all know what follows that sentence; no need to repeat it again. However, with the current team going that way tonight, and even worsening the situation—we’re at 0-6 with 6 minutes left with most of our team, judging from [...]

A fool and his money — a treatise on our veterans.

February 24, 2009

Well, since everyone else has chimed in on our vets, I suppose it’s time I did as well. My first car was a 1968 Cadillac DeVille convertible. Silver/grey, with a white leather interior. I bought it for $3,000.00 in the spring of 1995, financed through a rather lucrative enterprise of booking football parlays and selling [...]

I Have Sat Back Long Enough…

February 23, 2009

First, excellent posts by Deanna and Allokago. Second… ZENON IS FUCKING GONE!!! To all the Dan Smith haters out there- Stay around after the games and watch Dan limp and gimp down to the players room downstairs covered in ice bags night in and night out. Gee, not a leader you uneducated hockey idiots?!?!? There [...]

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