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Archive for February 2009

The Smith Situation

February 21, 2009

Following Deanna’s insightful post about the vets in this organization—a post I found myself nodding and humming along to in agreement the entire time—I felt I needed to speak up on what has become known as the “Smith Situation.” Last night at the Shootout Show, two different young callers piped up and made their screechy [...]

The vets – stick to treating animals

February 21, 2009

Someone on Dave’s board asked our opinion (well, Magic’s opinion – but with the news of Rome recalled to Columbus as Tollefsen’s on the shelf for another four to six, he may have fallen into the Jim Beam bottle) about Kelly, York and MacDonald – you know, three-fifths of the veterans we’re allowed to dress [...]

Fuck it.

February 20, 2009

I’ll be the first to admit it: I stopped listening after the first five minutes of last night’s shitshow in Toronto. I was disgusted by what I’d heard, and decided I could find a far better way to spend two hours of my time. It seems like I made the right choice. Last night’s game [...]

This One Hurts

February 19, 2009

Take a look at the scoring sheet from tonight’s game against Toronto, and lord, you’d swear you had a slam dunk win on your hands: HarveyMacDonald (Mayorov)Smith (York, MacKenzie)York (MacKenzie, Holden)Wharton Harvey and Wharton (WHARTON!!!!) get unassisted goals. Some of the vets who have been too quiet so far, who I was in fact knocking [...]

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