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Archive for March 22, 2009

Give Credit Where Credit is Due

March 22, 2009

My comment last night, after watching Picard score his fourth goal: “He keeps this up, next thing you’ll know they’ll be taking pictures of his cock and putting them on the Internet!”

Stranger in a Strange Land — My Night in the Press Box, Part I

March 22, 2009

Note: for ease of reading, I’ve broken this story up into multiple parts. It all started with an offhand comment: “So, seeing as how I’m a fringe member of the Crunch media, does that mean I get press box privileges?” I’d run into our man Lindsay K. while out and about with Mrs. Magics last [...]

Stranger in a Strange Land — My Night in the Press Box, Part II

March 22, 2009

This post picks up at the end of part I, at the start of the third period. I started the third period hopeful, but not entirely confident. I learned very early on in the season that absolutely nothing is a given this year. For the first part of the third period, I found myself preoccupied [...]

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