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Archive for September 2009

Calling Crunch Nation… Make yourself heard!!

September 30, 2009

Once again Crunch Nation we are at what is turning into our annual preseason cross roads, the Crunch theme song.  Our illustrious leader, Mr. Howard Dolgon,  has stated he is strongly considering Foreigner’s “Cold As Ice.”  With all due respect your Honor, when hearing that song, I feel like I should be watching a bad John [...]

It’s Time to Play the Music, It’s Time to Light the Lights — Your Opening Weekend Guide is Here!

September 30, 2009

Here it is, your first Weekend Look Ahead! Oh, and bonus points to any of you that picked up on the subtle reference in the title.

Mercifully, the Preseason is Over.

September 29, 2009

Yeah, yeah, I know. That was an absolutely terrible showing, with few bright spots. Go on, say it. I’m not going to disagree.

To Quote Barney Gumble, “Go back to Russia!”

September 29, 2009

Well, if you haven’t heard the news yet, you might be able to put it together from the title of this post.

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