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Archive for November 8, 2009

New Orleans (and Syracuse) is Sinking. And I Don’t Wanna Swim.

November 8, 2009

In a lifetime of ill-advised decisions, it is not often that I can say this, but I made the right choice tonight. Instead of watching the latest steaming shitpile served up by the twenty pieces of garbage known as the Syracuse Crunch, I opted to head over to the Landmark to see The Tragically Hip [...]

All wrapped up in a nice, neat package

November 8, 2009

The Crunch is screwed in the following three ways: 1) Our defense can’t defend. 2) Our offense can’t score. 3) Every other team in our division is improving, through whatever means they can. The Crunch, on the other hand, is stagnating. And with that, I’m going to bed and forgetting that game ever happened. I suggest you [...]

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