Let’s Try Something New.
First things first: this isn’t the reprehensibly offensive idea I had. That one’s going to take some time to put together. Instead, this one came at the suggestion of my man Scorpions Dave, the only guy I know (other than me) to have New Mexico Scorps merch. This one’s for you, partner!
In what may turn into a semi-regular feature here at The Chairman’s, welcome to the first edition of Shameful eBay Moments! It delivers what it promises: we feature some shitty piece of merchandise for sale on the Internet’s Swap Meet, and what happens from there is anybody’s guess. For this first installment, I present to you an item that was forwarded to us by Scorpions Dave:
Yes, that’s right. For a mere 99 cents, you can be reminded six times just how shitty this season has been. Perfect for…
Hm. Hang on, I’m thinking…
Actually, I have no fucking idea why anyone would want six schedules. This is much like the time I got really fucked up on sake and decided it would be a good idea to buy seven pairs of cargo shorts from bananarepublic.com; no two sizes the same, and not a single one in the right size.
However, for anyone interested in this hot seller, might I suggest a related item as well?
After all, if you’re going to take it up the ass on an eBay purchase, you might as well get a little jet stream for your cash.
Just in time for Christmas, ladies and gentlemen!
2 Responses to “Let’s Try Something New.”
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I’m dying laughing. Thank you.
7 pairs of cargo pants? Wow.
allokago - November 26, 2009 at 10:52 pm
WIth all the things you’ve seen me do loaded, that should probably rank somewhere around number 67th dumbest.
magicsjohnson - November 26, 2009 at 10:55 pm