Chairman How's Glorious Army
Significantly Lowering the Bar Since 2008.

        My team just finished a weekend playing two home games against Jagr’s team. He was the best player on the ice wanted to be . he has so much skill.Although he didnt score he has a bunch of assists. It was fun playing against him.We havnt been winning much lately , one because we are a lower budget team with not as much talent but also we play a man on man defence and in this league so many guys are good one on one that we give up a bunch a great chances .In 4 of our last 6 games our goalies have been pulled. You might say well they need to play better,but they both have been keeping us in games ,at least making them close.

     I have to tell this i was in airport the other day with tyler moss and we went into public washroom and on a wall with nothing else was a toilet paper holder with toilet paper in it. I asked Tyler what is going on .He said that you get your toilet paper there and then go into toilet to take a dump. How the hell do you know how much toilet paper you are going to need before you go. Oh this is going to be a two wipe dump i better take this much. I laughed and laughed . I might have been gitty to as we fly 7 and 8 hours all the time.

   There is snow on the ground here in Khabarovsk and its very slippery around . they dont clean there sidewalks or streets very good if at all. I have nearly fell three or four times i can t imagine older woman or men trying to get around they must fall all the time which is sad. i have seen 5 or 6 men take spills but no womanand the woman still wear high heel boots and manage to some how get around .

I went into the grocery store the other day and went in to get milk, eggs and bacon , i came out with eggs some kind of meat that wasnt bacon and thick milk which was gross. It is hard as everything is in russian and you try to play charads with the workers or guess with your eyes but more times then not i get the wrong stuff. Fresh bread i dont think  they have that here, here you have choice i think of 60 day old bread and the 90 day old bread.They both are hard .At our team meals the guys just pick up cloves of garlic and chew on them, now i know garlic is good for you but come on.

   I am off to practice now but ill update you again in a week or so. Until then good luck to the crunch and hey howard you know where to find me.

Linger