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Archive for March 2010

Here’s what I don’t understand

March 29, 2010

I don’t deny that a parent club of an AHL has the right to call up players when they’re needed to replace an injured NHL’er. I get it. That’s what we’re here for. By why in the hell can’t CBJ EVER, and I mean EVER, end a season healthy? Why? Is it THAT much to [...]

Some awesome person did the math for me!

March 29, 2010

We received this e-mail two days ago, but seeing as I, uh, never check that thing MJ had to tell me about it. *blush* I was thinking  just this morning that I really should figure out the Crunch’s remaining playoff hopes but hell, I’ve been too busy answering an obscene amount of Gilmore Girls trivia [...]

Joe Brown’s Jewel of last night’s Shootout Show

March 28, 2010

JB: I thought the team really fought hard tonight. Greg Moore: (silence) JB: I sense you disagree with me. Greg Moore: (laughter) Well uh….yea, to be honest. (Or something like that…the awkwardness was really the best thing ever. As I said last night, JB has his head so far up the organization’s ass he can [...]

You just gotta protect your butthole

March 27, 2010

Two awesome moments from tonight’s loss: 1) Watching Trent Cull chew out Bell’s ass several times all night. That was fantabulous and it really does need to happen more often. 2) Listening to the back-up for Albany ask the fans behind us who had been heckling him all night–why, I have no idea–if they were [...]

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