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Significantly Lowering the Bar Since 2008.

Missing persons alert!

If anyone sees the team that played in Syracuse Friday night hanging around, please return them to the War Memorial. They are sorely, sorely missed.

Two things:

1) If your power play unit costs you the game, perhaps a change needs to be made there. Your move, associate coach Yawney.

2) Attention all goons, enforcers, and pests in the AHL: Fifty bucks to any player who takes Bryan Rodney out. Come see me after the game for your reward. If it happens during an away game, compensation will be provided upon your team’s return to Syracuse. Fee negotiation might be a possibility, depending on severity of hit and length of time Rodney is absent from the ice.

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2 Responses to “Missing persons alert!”

  1. I do believe in this example, you’re Luke Skywalker, and I’m somehow the Emperor. Give in to your bitterness…

    • I realize what you’re saying, ha. I’ll keep it in mind.

      On a side note, one of these days I really need to watch this. I’ve only see movies 1 and 4.


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