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		<title>Rather unexpected goaltending news</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2012/02/07/rather-unexpected-goaltending-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a move that might have dramatic effects on the Crunch&#8217;s season, news has broken that former AHL MVP Antero Niittymaki has been loaned to the ANA organization (and placed with the Crunch) from San Jose. Niittymaki, a goaltender, won a Calder Cup and was awarded the Jack A. Butterfield Trophy while playing for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3294&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Series of Unfortunate Events</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2012/01/09/a-series-of-unfortunate-events/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the majority of the year, I&#8217;ve been impressed with the Ducks&#8217; front office. They&#8217;ve steered their ships through losing waters without completely decimating our own struggling roster. However, nothing has reminded us that we&#8217;re essentially their bitch like the last 24 hours. Gone: Kyle Cumiskey (D) Iiro Tarkki (G) Jean-Francois Jacques (LW) Kyle Palmieri [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3236&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What? I gotta change dressing rooms? Oh. Awkward.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In another weird trade this season, at least in terms of awkwardness, the Ducks have traded LW Deschamps to Toronto in exchange for LW Luca Caputi. Why is this awkward? The Crunch play the Marlies, Toronto&#8217;s farm team, tonight, which means as long as Caputi is staying in the A for the moment, the two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3233&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do you believe in miracles?</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/12/01/do-you-believe-in-miracles-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 07:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well the unthinkable happened tonight. Henry and Susan Samueli spent quite a bit of money to make the fans happy. The Ducks ended their losing streak and Randy Carlyle was let go. First I want to thank Randy for all the years he has spent with us. He won us a Stanley Cup and defined [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3182&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Parros Out Four Weeks</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/11/07/parros-out-four-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Maloney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It may be awhile before we see Nick Bonino and/or Peter Holland in Syracuse again.  Anaheim announced Monday evening that forward George Parros had surgery on his torn retina and will miss four weeks. Parros tweeted a photo of the injury on Friday after taking a puck to the left peeper in practice. The Ducks called Holland up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3144&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Captain, my Captain</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/10/21/oh-captain-my-captain-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Crunch has just released that Nate Guenin has been named captain for the 11-12 season. This isn&#8217;t exactly a shock, as several times it was mentioned that Holick was waiting for Guenin&#8217;s send down before naming a captain. Center Nathan Smith and right wing Troy Bodie have been named alternate captains. I&#8217;m pretty happy with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3113&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>UPDATE: Call up could be coming shortly</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/10/15/call-up-could-be-coming-shortly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newportrebel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason Blake went down in the third period with what is being called a severe hand laceration. It could be a deep cut which could keep him out of a few games. If it is a tendon, that could be a season ending or at least a long term IR situation. A call up could [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3089&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking: JD clears, Fluffy claimed</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/10/11/breaking-jd-clears-fluffy-claimed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We lost one to waivers, folks&#8211;Fluffy was claimed by Nashville. My half done T for Opening Night will forever be half done. But, at least our goaltending will be solid. Clearly I&#8217;d rather have solid goaltending over a fairly one-dimensional player like Fluffy, but there was just something about the way the team seemed to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3082&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking: Waiver Dance, swing your partner one more time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/10/10/breaking-waiver-dance-swing-your-partner-one-more-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two more Ducks are headed to waivers&#8211;G Jeff Deslauriers and Fluffy. If they clear, they&#8217;ll be assigned here, as expected. We&#8217;ve been lucky so far, in that practically half our team has had to go through waivers and none of them have been claimed. Word on the street is that Deslauriers is probably the only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3079&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking : Newton traded</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/10/08/breaking-newton-traded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newportrebel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newton and 7th round pick traded for Cumiskey. Cimiskey is a puck moving d man that is a tad undersized. Really good move for the Ducks but it&#8217;s a shame that Newton couldn&#8217;t stay with his hometown team. Best of luck to Newton and welcome Kyle to the Ducks. Filed under: Breaking News, Newport Rebel<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3076&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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