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Disbelief

March 18, 2012

I’m not going to lie. I declared our playoff chase over a month ago. I watched these guys find ways to lose night after night, game after game, and called the season done. I’ve never been more happy to be wrong. As of right now, the Crunch, OUR Crunch, is tied for 8th place in [...]

Playoff update

March 11, 2012

I was figuring out numbers again for Anaheim Calling. Here’s what the picture looks like, boys and girls: Can the Crunch still make it?: Mathematically, the answer here is still yes, and it’s looking slightly better with every win. The Crunch has 15 games left this season, which means we have 30 points still up [...]

For one night, we were all made of stars

March 4, 2012

First up, Chairman How announced yesterday, to the surprise of pretty much no one except for one random dude on Twitter, that the Crunch does indeed already have a new parent club lined up for next year. I’m not sure why anyone would be surprised by this, seeing as 1) the Ducks already wished us [...]

Old news now, but Crunch announce end to current affiliation deal

February 29, 2012

I tweeted about this when it broke, but real life choir/liturgical dance practice got in the way of a blog entry. So, here’s the hopefully-not-too half-assed attempt at not saying too much but still saying something: Yes, the deal the Crunch had with the Ducks will be done after this season. The two-year deal had [...]

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