I Hate You

I felt that this needed its own post.
Courtesy of the Columbus Dispatch Blog:
 ”They also lost Derek MacKenzie to a knee injury following the first period. MacKenzie could miss up to a month, interim coach Claude Noel said.”
Seriously, I’ll come to Ohio and piss on the Nationwide Arena when you guys fold within the next 5 [...]

Talentless…and Gutless, Too!

In my disgust and desire to find something better to do with my time, I’m going to keep this short.

To: The front office of the Syracuse Crunch

To Whom it May Concern:
 
I am a season ticket hold with the Syracuse Crunch, although lately I haven’t felt like it. You see, I have a problem. Well, actually, I have a couple of problems.
 

The Chairman’s Manifesto.

“You are a shit-spotter. It’s satisfying work.”
– William S. Burroughs
Story time, friends! Gather ’round!

Here’s Your Morning Warmth and Sunshine.

Let’s just get this out of the way right now. If you’re the type who isn’t comfortable reading some salty language on the internet, leave now. It’s going to get pretty bad after the jump. Then again, if you are, why are you here?

It’s Back…Your Favorite Feature…

That’s right, it’s time for the newest installment of Fuck That Guy! Your newest Guy is…

Your Weekend Ahead and a Friendly Request.

If anybody happens to be headed to either Roch or Bingo this weekend and would like to contribute a game report, shoot us an email at chairmanhows@gmail.com. We will have full coverage of tomorrow’s game, including live updates via the Twitter for those who can’t make it to Oswego, and post-game thoughts to follow. We’re [...]