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Joe Brown’s Jewel of last night’s Shootout Show

March 28, 2010

JB: I thought the team really fought hard tonight. Greg Moore: (silence) JB: I sense you disagree with me. Greg Moore: (laughter) Well uh….yea, to be honest. (Or something like that…the awkwardness was really the best thing ever. As I said last night, JB has his head so far up the organization’s ass he can [...]

I don’t even know what to do with this team anymore

March 24, 2010

So, it’s the end of the second period as I write this. I haven’t listened because I had better things to do. I check the AHL.com and see we’re down 5-1. I am so totally unsurprised (see: I had better things to do). I check the game report. Holy fucking shit.

There’s not enough alcohol in all the Memorial…

March 19, 2010

…To get us through what I anticipate tomorrow night will bring. But hell, we’ll give it our best shot. Here’s hoping the team is thinking along those same lines. Joe Brown’s Jewel of the Shootout Show: –”And then we have something that has been a really big problem of late: Jeremy Reich scores a short-handed [...]

Sometimes I think we’re all masochists

March 14, 2010
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