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		<title>Welcome to MJ&#8217;s Beach House! Your Summer Agenda.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 22:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who get your site news on Twitter, this isn&#8217;t anything new, but for those who don&#8217;t, a few announcements: 1. The Lady of the Manor is going to take a well-deserved break from this place for the offseason. I&#8217;m sure all of you can appreciate that, considering the phenomenal job she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=3410&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Emeritus Has Come Home&#8230;for some Real Talk.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woe to that nation whose literature is disturbed by the intervention of power. Because that is not just a violation against &#8220;freedom of print&#8221;, it is the closing down of the heart of the nation, a slashing to pieces of its memory. The nation ceases to be mindful of itself, it is deprived of its [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=3269&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two Guys Talking: Does the Crunch Need to Take the Helm?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Deconstruction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course, I&#8217;m using &#8220;guys&#8221; here in the &#8220;Hey, you guys!&#8221; unisex mode. MJ and I sat down and had a little chat session the other day on the current state of the Crunch. This might be a two-parter, going into Tuesday&#8217;s action, or it might not. Please keep in mind this took place before [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=3244&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Something for the Touts, the Nuns, the Grocery Clerks and You.</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/01/24/some-departing-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 07:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Crunch Fan, As I write this, I have a mere two weeks left in my hockey season. For that reason, I thought it was time to come back home for the first time in a long time. Most of you (however many of you are left) that frequent this place know that I&#8217;ve got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2442&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOO!&#8221; &#8212; Your Nightly Recap.</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2010/12/28/booooooo-boooooo-your-nightly-recap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may remember something I wrote a few weeks ago that concerned an all-time meltdown from then-Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia. After tonight&#8217;s clusterfuck, I think it&#8217;s time to revisit that and break it down some more. So, Coach is apparently upset that fans are booing these guys off the ice, and would rather he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2390&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I WANT TO BEEEEEE&#8230;IN THAT NUMBERRRR&#8230;WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING INNNN&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>magicsjohnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to check in on the EPL! Or, more accurately, it&#8217;s time to talk about the mighty Tottenham Hotspur. As always, if you&#8217;re not really a fan of the game, feel free to skip this. However, I really suggest you stick around for this one. The following seems appropriate: If you&#8217;re new to soccer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2387&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Now, A Public Service Announcement.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>magicsjohnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever done this before, but I&#8217;m hoping I can persuade all of you to help me out. We&#8217;ve been at it around here for parts of three seasons now. I&#8217;d like to think that we&#8217;ve entertained, enlightened and informed in that time. One thing we&#8217;ve never done, however, is ask you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2381&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One For Lucy Brown: A Trip Down Memory Lane.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>magicsjohnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with this site&#8217;s tradition of never being able to keep on schedule, we&#8217;re happy to bring you the second installment of our Arena Horror Stories. This time around, yours truly is up! Listen, a couple of things before we get into this one. This is a &#8220;rerun&#8221; of a post from about a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2377&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rotting on the Vine.</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2010/12/17/rotting-on-the-vine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 05:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>magicsjohnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really not sure what to tell you anymore. I&#8217;d like to tell you that there&#8217;s something good coming around the corner, but the whole truth is that I&#8217;ve been so involved with Real Life these days that the Crunch have, quite honestly, fallen way down the list of priorities for me. I pretty much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2368&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Is It Time? I Think It Is. (May Contain Profanity)</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2010/12/11/is-it-time-i-think-it-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 17:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>magicsjohnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the way things have fallen apart recently, I think it&#8217;s time for Coach to get pissed off and have an old-fashioned public meltdown. As a public service, I suggest the following templates. For dealing with bitter Crunch fan expectations, Lee Elia shows us how it&#039;s done. Moving on, for a primer on how to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&#038;blog=8093995&#038;post=2360&#038;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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