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		<title>Missing persons alert!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone sees the team that played in Syracuse Friday night hanging around, please return them to the War Memorial. They are sorely, sorely missed. Two things: 1) If your power play unit costs you the game, perhaps a change needs to be made there. Your move, associate coach Yawney. 2) Attention all goons, enforcers, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3285&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s the way I like it!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What we saw last night: A crisp, clean, quick game: The Crunch moved with an urgency we haven&#8217;t seen in the year and a half Holick has been coaching them. They were fast to the puck, quick moving with it, accurate. They didn&#8217;t dick around in their zone for an hour and a half. This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3281&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Emeritus Has Come Home&#8230;for some Real Talk.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woe to that nation whose literature is disturbed by the intervention of power. Because that is not just a violation against &#8220;freedom of print&#8221;, it is the closing down of the heart of the nation, a slashing to pieces of its memory. The nation ceases to be mindful of itself, it is deprived of its [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3269&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Blog on the Power Play Post Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve talked about this on Twitter, but in case you missed it, here&#8217;s the link to CH&#8217;s on the Power Play Post Show, run by our good friend out of Bingo. Ever wonder where our name came from? What do we think is next? What do we remember about the glory days? Great interview, if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3248&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two Guys Talking: Does the Crunch Need to Take the Helm?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course, I&#8217;m using &#8220;guys&#8221; here in the &#8220;Hey, you guys!&#8221; unisex mode. MJ and I sat down and had a little chat session the other day on the current state of the Crunch. This might be a two-parter, going into Tuesday&#8217;s action, or it might not. Please keep in mind this took place before [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3244&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We have been heard! Sort of!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the official Crunch release this morning: Syracuse, NY (January 10, 2012) &#8211; The Syracuse Crunch announced today that the Anaheim Ducks have restructured the Crunch coaching staff. Trent Yawney has been named associate head coach, Mark Holick named associate coach and Marty Wilford will remain as assistant coach. Yawney, a native of Hudson Bay, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3241&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Series of Unfortunate Events</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2012/01/09/a-series-of-unfortunate-events/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the majority of the year, I&#8217;ve been impressed with the Ducks&#8217; front office. They&#8217;ve steered their ships through losing waters without completely decimating our own struggling roster. However, nothing has reminded us that we&#8217;re essentially their bitch like the last 24 hours. Gone: Kyle Cumiskey (D) Iiro Tarkki (G) Jean-Francois Jacques (LW) Kyle Palmieri [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3236&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What? I gotta change dressing rooms? Oh. Awkward.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In another weird trade this season, at least in terms of awkwardness, the Ducks have traded LW Deschamps to Toronto in exchange for LW Luca Caputi. Why is this awkward? The Crunch play the Marlies, Toronto&#8217;s farm team, tonight, which means as long as Caputi is staying in the A for the moment, the two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3233&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Years!</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2012/01/01/happy-new-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>allokago</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/?p=3227</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, well, well. The Crunch managed to look like a hockey team this past week. A bit of a scattered, scrambly, disjointed hockey team, but a team nonetheless. Winning 5 out of a possible 6 points the week back from Christmas is a feat we haven&#8217;t seen in quite some time. As I reported on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com&amp;blog=8093995&amp;post=3227&amp;subd=chairmanhowsarmy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas, Crunch fans!</title>
		<link>http://chairmanhowsgloriousarmy.com/2011/12/23/merry-christmas-crunch-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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